We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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