All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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