If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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