yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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