Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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