i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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