i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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