We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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