turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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