idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
if i died would you start the facebook group?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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