omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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