the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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