I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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