I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
this just has baby written all over it
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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