But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Operation Purity has been aborted
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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