her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
