I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Randomize
