You made me cry and you don't even care
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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