Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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