Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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