dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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