apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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