Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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