You really coming over, don't trick.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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