goodnight i made you a song goodbye
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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