areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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