Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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