Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
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