He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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