I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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