I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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