Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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