Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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