just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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