worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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