Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
This is classic penis vs brain.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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