You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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