just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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