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Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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