You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
two words: eviction party
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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