Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
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