her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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