covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
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