You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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