he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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