this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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