I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
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