i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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