Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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