My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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