yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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