so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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