I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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