so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
