my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
And then he peed in my hair
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