Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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