your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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